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List of famous Funny Car quotes, sayings, and comments about things that make us laugh, auto jokes and comical things relating to cars. Browse our collection of famous car quotes by notable car industry leaders, racing car drivers, famous automobile enthusiasts, auto collectors, journalists, writers, and car manufacturing people.

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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Funny, Speed, Quick, Poor & Bus Quotes

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show.. so we’ll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Funny, Cheap, Cars, Complaints, Top Gear & Ferrari Quotes

I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Funny, Driving, DB9 & Aston Martin Quotes

Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Funny, Insomnia, Sleep, Camry & Toyota Quotes

Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.. that's what gets you.
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Funny, Speed, Killed & Car Accident Quotes

I read in the papers how much I'm earning and fall about laughing because I'm sure it's not that much, otherwise I'd have an enormous boat
Jeremy Clarkson Quotes list of Money, Newspapers, Wages, Boats, Laughing & Funny Quotes

The funny thing is that restomodding is not new, it's just that now there's a catchy name for the technique.
Jay Leno Quotes list of Funny, Old Cars, Restomod & New Quotes

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window.
Jay Leno Quotes list of Car Parts, Australian, Science, Biodegradable, Funny & Window Quotes

With hybrids and other new technology, the automobile has changed more from 1986 until now than it did from 1900 to 1986. It’s funny when kids come over to my garage and I take out a box of Weber carburetor needles and they go, “What’s that?” Then they take out a laptop and plug it in, and they’re actually tuning the fuel-injection system and ignition.
Jay Leno Quotes list of Car Parts, Automobiles, Hybrid, Technology, Funny, Garage, Tuning, Ignition, Fuel Injection & Carburetor Quotes

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno Quotes list of Funny, Driving, Designated Driver, Drunk Driving & Politician Quotes

You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.
Michael Schumacher Quotes list of Funny, Sport, Win, Competition, Best, Racing & Challenging Quotes

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