Mercedes-Benz Quotes and Sayings

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Mercedes-Benz Quotes & Sayings

It’s a 3-litre V6 that produces hundreds of horsepower and a mountain of torque. And yet somehow it makes no noise at all. Unusually for a Mercedes, then, I’m having to think of a whole new simile. It’s like a Trappist monk who’s dead in a room made entirely from kapok. Only quieter. (talking about the 2017 Mercedes Benz E-Class Coupe)
Jeremy Clarkson – Auto Journalist

Mercedes shouldn’t try to make sports cars. That’s Porsche’s job.
Jeremy Clarkson – Auto Journalist

Is the new E-class (Estate) fun to drive? No. Not really. And that’s OK, because it’s a tool, remember. Your iron isn’t fun to drive either. Or your lawnmower. If you want fun to drive, buy a beach buggy or a Beemer.
Jeremy Clarkson – Auto Journalist

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I’d learn German. But my wife didn’t want to live in Germany.
Juan Manuel Fangio – Racing car driver

I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world.
Lewis Hamilton – Racing car driver

Apple’s market share is bigger than BMW’s or Mercedes’s or Porsche’s in the automotive market. What’s wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?
Steve Jobs – Apple founder

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
Janis Joplin – Singer

The Gullwing works because there’s a bit of theater involved. The car requires some effort: You can’t just get in and drive it. There are certain things you have to know about, whether it’s as simple as the flip-down steering wheel or the heater controls. You sort of pilot these cars; you don’t necessarily drive them.
Jay Leno – Talkshow host and car collector

The 300SL was ahead of its time, with a tubular space frame, fully independent suspension, a fuel-injected SOHC Six, those cool gullwing doors and a lot of racing history.
Jay Leno – Talkshow host and car collector

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
PJ O’Rourke

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